hold my fries

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

by Mxwldm January 10, 2019

my nigga is high

when your nigga is so high that bitch is seein dragons and shittin on your lawn and steals 2k18 and fucks your goddamn pillow until it rips

'will smith is my nigga and he's high aka my nigga is high

by the blackest nigga around July 10, 2018

Or my name isn't

What someone says when they are doing or going to do something, the meaning being if they don't do that, they aren't themselves.

Cool! Bikes! This will help us get to that store, or my name isn't .

by Fuck Fuck Me Me February 5, 2019

Gag My Clam

When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml

Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society

Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'

Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)

20 minutes later...

Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'

by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019

Redeem My Stroke

Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.

Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke

by WonderAayPass December 5, 2019

nigga in my butthole

When a black person shove his big 16 inch dick in your butthole

Nigga in my butthole

by Nibba2838 December 29, 2019

on my uncle grave

Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”

bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck

by commonclout September 20, 2019