oh my godric

the wizarding world's equivalent to 'oh my god'

in direct reference to the founder of the Gryffindor house, Godric Gryffindor

oh my godric, hermione look at her butt

by kayaredbird February 12, 2014

my nigga is high

when your nigga is so high that bitch is seein dragons and shittin on your lawn and steals 2k18 and fucks your goddamn pillow until it rips

'will smith is my nigga and he's high aka my nigga is high

by the blackest nigga around July 10, 2018

exchange my water

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.

Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.

by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009

Ron on my Face

Having male ejaculate on your face.

"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."

by xmeddlerx June 8, 2018

swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015

bung my boose

When a man sticks a pretzel down his urethra

I let my friends bung my boose .

by Skinny Minnie skinny pe pe December 7, 2017

fiddle my skittle

Act of female masturbation, consisting only of rubbing the clitoris to the point of orgasm

Juul: guys I’m really in the mood to fiddle my skittle

Chlow: no u can’t its no nut November

Lexî: I don’t need to fiddle my skittle, my boyfriend already does it for me
Ash: I have to wait 5 months before I can fiddle my skittle since I just gave birth
Susanal: me juj and syd fiddled our skittles together last night

by Juul ferris November 14, 2018