Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)

Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'

by oscrape June 1, 2018

Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket

My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead

I'm so poor all I eat is sad pockets

by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

pocket duelist viper

u follow reyna around and be there bitch <3

get over here pocket duelist viper you fucking whore

by Connor Ugly July 18, 2021

Pocket Heals

Your lifeline as a Tank or DPS in PvP. Usually performed by a very virtuous individual who understands that they must sacrifice their urge for pwnage to stand in the background and frantically avoid focused DPS.

We wouldn't have survived that tussle if it weren't for those clutch pocket heals!

by Muffytingstud December 14, 2024

Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018