Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Facebook Sugababy

Its related to the term sugardaddy! A FB Sugababy is a person who uses fb to lure the desired sex into sending money by posting sexual pics, acting interested in you and filling you with false hope on a daily basis! In these situations you will never meet them and most of the time wont speal to them.

1 GUY: HOLY SHIT JASON!

2 GUY: WUSUP BRO?
1 GUy: WHOS THIS ASHLEY MMM CHIC

ON UR FB?

2 GUY: DONT WASTE YOU TIME SHE IS A

Facebook SUGABABY
1 GUY: MANN THANKS FOR LETTING ME

KNOW!

by The women of Earth October 17, 2023

Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018

facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

by cutdicklover December 20, 2010

Facebook envy

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

by sandyzombie April 28, 2021