Crystal clear

You suck someone’s dick even after they cum. Once saliva is dripping from the tip, there should be a cost of saliva and cum mixture. Put it under light and watch it glow.

“Sucking on dick till it’s crystalll cleaaarrr(crystal clear)”

by Slurredpee May 16, 2022

crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.

“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022

Crying

When your girlfriend sees how small your dick is

My girlfriend saw my dick and started crying

by Yo I’m yo mama May 29, 2022

crystal cdrmanti

the best big brother ever #bonerduo

crystal cdrmanti is my favorite person in the whole entire world

by goldie cdiscduos May 31, 2022

Crying

The thing that I do every day

Friend: Heyy! Whatchu doing?
Me: *sniff* Crying.

by urmomisgoofy June 1, 2022

Cryptophobe

A strange kind of technophobe that has been conditioned by the establishment that control web 2.0 into fearing the freedom provided by web 3.0.

There are so many cryptophobes that don't understand how NFTs work, but have been convinced by twitter hot-takes into believing thy are pointless and evil.

by satoshi June 2, 2022

Cryball

A word for when you feel like you’re going to cry your eyeballs out

“I failed my test, I’m gonna cryball”

by Sierrajaydeee June 3, 2022