A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

Flakey Bum-Wank by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

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bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

bene bum by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

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Ground bum

Someone that picks up drinks from the ground to save a buck.

My husband is the only person that will tip a bartender $100 and then go be a ground bum.

Ground bum by OdellRules June 3, 2025

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Crumb Bum

Getting too drunk, crumming, then being too moody the next morning. Also, this word can replace being a prick. This occurs when they typically have an aesthetically pleasing mother.

Stop being a little crumb bum

Crumb Bum by CrumbBuminator February 28, 2026

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