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e-baby

a stuffed animal that has all the stuffing taken out of it so that candy kids and ravers can put candy, candy jewelry,anything else they need,and of course ectasy inside of it.
My e-baby is a stuffed bear I've had forever, which is why my mom never suspects the ectasy inside.
by Kayla S. October 2, 2007
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baby napper

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.
On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....
by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012
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Bean Baby

A bean baby is the outcome of eating a shit-ton of beans and having liquid, molten diarrhea.
"Those delicious beans your mom made last night gave me a total bean baby this morning."

"Really? That sucks."
by Dr.Dogs November 16, 2017
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Obama baby

When a 8 year old has changed nothing in his/her life.
an Obama baby can be an 8 year old child that changed nothing
by Trickiefinger February 18, 2017
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baby rain

A baby rain happens when someone fucks waaay to much.
"When I get to Japan there's gonna be a baby rain!"
"All the pervs are dancing in the baby rain"
"Let's make a baby rain when we get there!"
"Make dem babies rain!"
by JewnaS January 17, 2008
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baby mo

When longer hair is pushed up in the front and center of the head, just above the center of the forehead, to form a fantastically stylish and easy coif.
Christina: If she got her hair did like Naisha she'd get more guys.
Sammy: Yeah, but she can't rock the baby mo like I do.
by Cohenation May 6, 2006
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Whiny Baby

A boy who cannot be independent of women. Ironically, he also acts like a female. He also whines about everything. Can only make four types of meals for himself. Expects everyone to see his way and expects to get his way with everything. Also is a whipped tool for a certain girl.
Did you see Tim at the bar when he saw Emily?
Yeah, he's such a whiny baby.
by lolzcatzz101 March 6, 2011
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