buffys

The blueprint and mother of all stanpages

“Nicki Minaj is the buffys of rap”

by khluoes September 20, 2025

Buffday

Buffday allows Sunday to stand on business as the true Day of Rest. It eliminates the Sunday Scaries, protexts against the Hide-From-Mondays, and gives everyone the breathing room and space they actually need - so Tuesday can finally just be, well... Tuesday.

"Relax Sunday, we got Buffday."
"Buffday is needed to emotionally uninstall Monday."
"No 7:00AM meetings, no endless emails - just Buffday energy."
"Petition to make Buffday official. Humanidty deserves this. I need this."

by ANSR-Specialist October 7, 2025

Buffery

Evil action by evil or stupid people that leads to unintended consequences for all, such that every one gets it in the ass in some way. A portmanteau of "butt" and "fuckery", as in messing around with things you don't understand.

The 2020 election was so poorly run it's complete buffery

by Zakillah October 11, 2025

Bufftro

A fictional being that can only exist on blood moons, it is a buff version of Astro Novalite, it’s alias is Abbstro

It’s origin is Brookhaven

“Oh no Bufftro is coming!”

by Sir Dr. Sir October 19, 2025

Buffseri

If you’ve got two buns around the Eddick, it becomes a Pusseri sandwich. Then, you add some buffalo SAUCE! With some garlic mayo on the side, now you’ve got a BUFFSERI SANDWICH

-What are you guys hungry for?
-I could go for some sushi nigiri

-nah even better, how about some BUFFSERI

by Nathan Barnathan October 25, 2025

Buffs

Cartier glasses, in particular ones with buffalo horn as a part of the frames thus the term "buffs." noted for the extreme luxury and cost often reaching 3-4 thousand dollars.

Friend: Are those Buffs?
You: Nah, These are all gold Cartier frames.

by BertTurn October 31, 2025

Buff Day

Buff Day is a holiday where everyone one gives eachother buff and the date of this holiday is november 21

Billy: Hey, have you heard of buff day?
John:No I haven’t, what is buff?
Billy: Buff means head.
John: Ohhhh I can’t wait to celebrate buff day with Cindy then.

by aerdna November 10, 2025