ass tax

Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.

"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."

I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.

by WillC23 February 20, 2004

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ass fudge

poopies

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ass fudge is brown

by SPGLink February 23, 2003

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ass-spelunkers

One man who enjoys hopping and leaping atop another man's ass for long periods of time.

Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunkers.

by alerish March 2, 2003

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Fricken' Ass

Term used in place of any more explicit swear word; used by those who cannot bring themselves to utter the real thing, or too pissed off to select the appropriate curse for the situation.

"One of those fricken' ass cats knocked over my fricken' ass vase!"

by Mizingo August 21, 2009

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ass minus

a person with no ass

Yo, that girl has no ass... I give her an ass minus.

by mike_hawke September 1, 2009

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When a girl (maybe guy) has no ass or booty whatsoever. Drywall reference is used to describe a flat surface from the girls back straight down to her hamstrings (back of the legs). Does not look good in a bikini. More prevalent in people of Asian or Caucasian ancestry, not so much in those of African, South American, or Polynesian ancestry.

Guy 1: "Check out that chick, she's so hot! Cute face, nice stomach, big boobs, and toned legs."

Guy 2: "For real!... Oh, what! Gnarly! Check it out, drywall ass!"

Guy 1: "Snap, never mind..."

by noworrychickencurry March 4, 2010

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