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Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.
Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis
by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016
mugGet the Top off penismug.

top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek
bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl
by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020
mugGet the top zozlmug.

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)
omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!
by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018
mugGet the who’s gonna topmug.

Top Hate

A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application
"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"
by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009
mugGet the Top Hatemug.

Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car
Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?
by n1qq4s May 7, 2017
mugGet the Drop Top Minivanmug.

Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.
"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"
by GoblinVader June 27, 2025
mugGet the Top Blastmug.

Carrot top

When a redhead gives you oral sex.
Hey! Remember that ginger from the party last night? She gave me carrot top!
by Daviddozer16 May 11, 2021
mugGet the Carrot topmug.

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