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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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Pookie bears

A group chat with all your pookies.
Alan, Edgar, David, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria are all Pookie Bears
by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023
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Jungle Bear

A slur used for predominantly colored bears in the game Gang Beasts
by Jungle bear78 January 22, 2022
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Gummy Bear

A person who believes in something full heartedly with only half the facts.
Those gummy bear Mormons have no idea what their talking about.
by Camel with a jetpack April 11, 2023
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Booga bear

A nickname for a longhaired cowboy in Oklahoma
That ‘ol booga bear is a regular old cowpoke.
by 808error November 27, 2023
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It’s a bear

Something to say when you have an erection and you don’t actually want to tell anybody.
At a party:

Gene: Lucas, would you like another beer or t-
Lucas: Oooh! It’s a bear!!
by Bigrockstar1119 August 13, 2018
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