Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019

pull a girls hair day

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

by Yipdeep November 30, 2014

bubic hair

The hair around ones butthole.

I hate it when my shit clings to my bubic hair (or bubes)!

by Bubes McGee December 24, 2015

Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.

Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.

by BlockRoastsPeople February 20, 2021

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Skox Hair

An upcoming trendy hairstyle, representing a cross between a fox and skunk, hence the term: Skox Hair

The colors include parts of white & black representing a skunk, and lovely patches of shades and tints of orange representing a fox.

How to achieve this look?: Many woman have accidentally discovered this hairstyle by bleaching their hair from a dark color. Although not intentional it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. If you would like to be one of the first to empower the world with this stunning look, go buy a box of bleach and dump it all over your head.

Professionals say the style will soon take over all females heads, leading us into what some have named, "The Skox Epidemic."

-Did you see that girls hair? She looks like an animal!
-Yeah she has Skox Hair!
-She's like a foxy skunk!

by shaythefoxyskunk April 6, 2013