aqua man

To make a chick wet.

Man 1. Look at that bitch over there! She hot
Man 2. Yeah she fine as fuck, Ima holla at her
Man 3. Fuck outta here, Ima take her behind the club and Aqua Man that hoe

by Munny August 28, 2007

Batty man

Fag, also (chi chi man) homosexual

Richard holiness is a BATTY MAN

by Diamond November 10, 2004

man titties

a fat dude's tig ol bitties

You fat fuck! When you fuck your wife, WHO SUCKS WHOSE TITITES!?!

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003

mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

by oracle August 19, 2004

Man Hump

When one heterosexual man (Man A) runs up behind another (Man B) , jumps, pushes of the Man B's shoulders, and humps the Man B as high up on his back as possible. This is usually done to show Man A's dominance over Man B, or to make Man B subservient.

Rob: Dammit Steve! Quit Man Humping me! It's annoying as hell!

Steve: Maybe I would if you weren't such a little bitch.

by Nicky Nick and The Funky Bunch October 18, 2009

Hunting Man

While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.

*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.

AKA Goose Hunting

"You did what?!? We're goign to have to call you the hunting man!"

by The Monster September 21, 2006

Bootyless Man

A man with no or very small butt.

Franna: Oh my God! THAT MAN OVER THERE IS A BOOTYLESS MAN!!!!

Leah: He is!

by Hide Lover September 11, 2011