Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

tacos guacos

breakfast tacos consisting of carne guisada gravy and potatoes, occasionally topped with cheese

hey sebastian, go pick up some tacos guacos for breakfast!!

by tattooedwhitetrash September 19, 2006

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

by Mebegebo August 30, 2012

Glossy taco

A nail term for "Glossy top coat", a term made by Simply Nailogical

"Let's put on a glossy taco!"

by Wick Draws April 18, 2018

Spicy taco

Dump a generous portion of hot sauce in your hand then smack your partners pussy with it as hard as you can

Hey babe, here comes the spicy taco

by Badassak47 June 25, 2017