Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

National Slap Ass Friday

NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY Is on every Friday girls and boys go around and slap as many asses as possible!!!

Boy: slap

Girls: why did u slap my ass
Boy: It’s NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY

by TikTok: BlueFace mini/ Kyler October 16, 2019

National slap tommy day

On April 19th u must slap a tommy

On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

national slap demi day

august 10

happy national slap demi day

by a person that don't like ava August 8, 2021

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019