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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
mugGet the P&P Sandwichmug.

grilled circumcheese sandwich

When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.
I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.
by Bill556223 September 27, 2020
mugGet the grilled circumcheese sandwichmug.

Vida Sandwich

Getting punched with love, compassion and kindness to the highest degree.. and if you fuck around you will find out!! Fuck that bitch Ashley cuz she a stank hoe anyway that don’t know how to love ANYBODY let alone herself!!
Damn, I’m gonna have to give her a Vida sandwich!!
by Crunchy Black bitch March 30, 2024
mugGet the Vida Sandwichmug.

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019
mugGet the Clam and Cheese sandwichmug.

Greaseball sandwich

When two ugly ass greasers only find each other attractive
Damn they nasty as fuck must be a greaseball sandwich
by Choppy Tom March 15, 2021
mugGet the Greaseball sandwichmug.

sandwich dream

Pursuing a way of life , that is followed by women aiming to achieve the most desirable Sandwichness!
Why does she wanna go to College?
She abandoned the Sandwich Dream
by Hallo:3 January 21, 2017
mugGet the sandwich dreammug.

Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger
by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023
mugGet the Mayo Sandwichmug.

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