Argument Sandwich

When two people you are friends with get into an argument with each other, and they both want you to believe their side of the story.

Hey, Dave and Kate broke up. Yeah, they both messaged me about it and I don’t know who to believe. I’m in a bit of an Argument Sandwich right now man.

by EliasCoyote May 3, 2024

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich

When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.

Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”

by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025

mexican cuban sandwich

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.

Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.

by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025

grilled circumcheese sandwich

When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.

I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.

by Bill556223 September 27, 2020

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl

“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”

by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023

Sandwich

A disclaimer to a very bad story .

Person 1: Tell me the story!
Person 2: Alright, but its very sandwich!

by Yormother December 16, 2022

P knuckle sandwich

When you piss on your fist before you punch someone in the mouth

Lambert, talk to a lot of trash, then I gave him a P knuckle sandwich

by Ripplejerk June 15, 2025