sex board

A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.

He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.

by ResidentDR November 9, 2013

dinosaur sex

Having sex so loud that it sounds like dinosaurs screeching while giving birth.

"Did you hear Mitch having dinosaur sex in the room next door? I couldn't sleep all night!"

by mmdestroyer May 8, 2018

sex lights

red or purple lights

"what's those red lights above your bed?"
"oh they are my sex lights. "

by lethergo January 26, 2017

sex ninja

Someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.

"I thought John was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he's a complete sex ninja!"

by THE sex ninja January 5, 2013

Tactical sex

Having sex whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.

John: "The pizza won't be here for about 30 minutes."
Mary: "Do you wanna have sex?"
John: "Great plan! That's tactical sex, that is!"

by godzilla13 February 19, 2012

Sex On A Cloud

is a way to describe something utterly amazing, cool, and something that rarely happens/something that is once in a life time.

"yo that roller coaster was sick"
-"yeah it's like sex on a cloud"

by Stokley Jones August 1, 2012

sex mustard

the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.

The smell of sex mustard lingered in the room.

by meleah June 7, 2004