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FaceBook

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.
"Those guys are going on the real FaceBook. They'll be wiped out in years."
by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019
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Facebook Exile

When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,
Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?

Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?

Girl 1: It was amazing!

Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!

Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!

Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!

Guy: I love being facebook exiled.

Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.
by JustinHaw October 16, 2011
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facebook mom

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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Facebook

A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.
College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.
by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024
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facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs
facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol
by juddily June 30, 2022
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facebook

a page that 40 year old moms rule
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FaceBook

A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.
Have you heard what Jessica said about her friend Ashley?

Yes, she is a FaceBook!
by Escobar95 March 26, 2022
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