Michael

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

by Chromaland August 19, 2021

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Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

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A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

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A sexy amazing beautiful person

I'm going to take Michael to the dance

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Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

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An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal

Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!

by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024

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