Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.
'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023

by cade-hole January 17, 2025

A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025

1) (n) used during conversation to convey a mood of "simply not giving a fuck".
2) (n) put after a word to convey disrespect and disregard for the previous word. i.e. bananasK
3) (n) shortened form of "okay"
2) (n) put after a word to convey disrespect and disregard for the previous word. i.e. bananasK
3) (n) shortened form of "okay"
1) A: why does it seem like you never listen?
B: k
2) A: hey, did you hear the new Trippie Redd album?
B: trippiereddK
3) A: I need you to help me with this question?
B: k
B: k
2) A: hey, did you hear the new Trippie Redd album?
B: trippiereddK
3) A: I need you to help me with this question?
B: k
by hahakeanan November 1, 2020

Layal is a on openly quiet, inwardly loud girl. Some may refer to Layal as a "quiet storm." She is usually funny, but cringes when the jokes get cheesy or dirty. Overall Layal is SMART, she is the golden standard. Layal usually gets above a 90% on tests and quizzes. If not, then the teacher did something wrong. Everyone wonders how Layal does it. She is almost perfection. However Layal has one weakness, Satisfying Videos. Everyone loves Layal, but she is mysterious.
Wow, if Layal K doesn't understand this lesson, we're ALL screwed!
Omg, I love Layal K, but how does she do it?
Omg, I love Layal K, but how does she do it?
by Ami Hisa-Me November 19, 2018

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by Laughs Along With Humans September 9, 2022
