j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

the j

the j 😭😭😭 spunglebob the j 💔💔

omg the j... NOOOO

by definitely not georgie oh no November 3, 2021

J. Cole

THE GOAT

J. Cole is the goat!

by 370HS$V July 14, 2022

J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

J Stepping

J Stepping is when you step on someone’s shoes. Originally, J Stepping meant stepping on someone’s Jordan’s, but it evolved into stepping on any kind of shoe.

My friend keeps on J Stepping my shoes!

by The J Stepper June 4, 2022

riyon j

A top g man, who loves to play e giant. He also has mad rizz, and can rizz even the most unrizzable of people

Person: riyon j rizz

Person 2: riyon got that mad rizz

by TheRizzerman February 3, 2023

J. Cole

The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)

Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*

by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021