Someone who squats in a bush thinking there hiding, but really your looking at them like they are a fuck head that doesn't know how to play fortnite like a Real G.
"wow look at that faggot squatting in that bush over there'' ''(other team mate) Yeah what a Bush Camper"
by Fukin Normie July 17, 2018

Dirk was late to the shindig and busted the axel on his truck gooney bushing thru the woods trying to join everybody.
by Munster89 October 23, 2023

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.
by the english aussie May 31, 2018

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

by Alprazo November 11, 2017

This is a rating system designed for when you are deep in the woods. It defines the hotness of a women to the remoteness of your location. Another factor to take into consideration is the amount of time spent in the wilderness. She maybe a bush 10 in the wilderness, but she is a 4 in society.
by Mojab78 August 1, 2018

by John penguin the knacker April 1, 2018
