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my house hurts

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
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front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
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Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)
Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??
by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021
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Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.
Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night
by McBossness June 28, 2024
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Ready for the House Syndrome

When every song on an album sounds exactly the same (making the album repetitive). Named after Jandek's 1978 album, "Ready for the House", because every song the album uses the same weird/repetitive notes.
This album might have Ready for the House Syndrome, every song strangely sounds the same.
by 1000sandwiches December 8, 2024
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