facebook know

"Facebook know" means to know someone only through Facebook. You've never met, talked or texted, but you know many details about each other through posts that appear in the other person's feed and replies to those posts.

I've never met Jim, but I Facebook know him very well.

by circlesofindecision January 28, 2017

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.

"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."

by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016

Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

Facebooker

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.

A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!

by APlumbob December 11, 2017

FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.

Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!

by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010

Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you

Fuck Facebook

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023