cheese-balled

Like being told, put down, CURLED

OH SNAPS! you totally got cheese-balled!

by Hosasus May 25, 2005

Cheese Sarnie

Used to describe feelings of paranoia, usually following excessive drug consumption.

"Fooking ell mate, you look well fruity!"
"I know, Cheese Sarnie our kid."

by Baron Von Peppenvort January 27, 2007

cheese-is-nice

a milder, more socially acceptable form of the outburst "JESUS CHRIST". they sound similar, yet one refers harmlessly to a dairy product while the other uses the name of a religious figure in vain.

"cheese-is-nice! that fire totally took out your face!"

"..and to our savior, cheese-is-nice, we thank thee..."

by hokeypoke July 20, 2008

cheese pilot

A very cheesey individual.

Also a Army Helicopter pilot who since passing his flying course thinks he is better than everyone else on the planet

Dave, since passing your course you have become a right fucking cheese pilot!

by AAC Spiderpigs August 9, 2007

Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007

Cheese Boatin

getting super duper high

I just bought an onion! Lets go cheese boatin!!

by moses progresso December 26, 2007

Cheese Plate

To make a fool of.

Some of the girls on Americas Next Top Model make a cheese plate out of Tyra Banks.

by parisenne January 28, 2009