scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

gentleman's pie

Mixed drink. A splendid mixture of bourbon (gentlemanly), apple pie moonshine (pie), ice and a splash of water.

To impress the ladies and get their pie, gentlemen should order a "gentleman's pie".

by elaak December 29, 2013

Schmag pie

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

by syllchick December 19, 2009

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

Pie

1. Pie is a dessert that usually contains fruits or berries, and is wrapped in a thin brittle crust. It is then baked in an oven, and comes out as a beautiful pastry to scarf down as fast a your facehole can handle.
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people

1. "Can I have a slice of pie please?"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"

by KOTLClover123456789 May 13, 2019