Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

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High School on ice

A breeding ground, possible for consumption. Like frozen.
Skibs

High school on ice being defined
Stupid friend: "Hey are you high school now?"
Me: "Yes if so?"
Stupid friend: "Man that place is a burger"
Me: "Eat it up like jimmy chu!"
Stupid friend: "Read again"

by Highschooleroniceskibs April 16, 2024

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Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.

Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE

by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023

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Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand

You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger

by Longliveling November 3, 2023

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ice flute

A crack pipe

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute

by Chale homes January 11, 2017

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