National fake ass friends day

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.

“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”

by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020

National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.

Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”

by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020

National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020

National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

national grab ass week

February 17th-22nd, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass week"

Just walk up behind them and grab the ass boy or girl doesn’t matter. It’s National Grab Ass week!

by jadakingdombanannnna101 February 16, 2020

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020

National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 19, 2020