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Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy
Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight
by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
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Michael

me: i love my boyfriend
other: michael?
me: yeah
by lillianiangrai November 22, 2023
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Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.
by Edubz October 5, 2017
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Michael Jackson

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name
girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021
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Michael Meci

Is over all a dick. Smart in some things and like to live life to the fullest. Cough also ugly
what a asshole you are Michael Meci
by me Michael February 25, 2020
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Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
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