Michael Jordy Ortiz

Some who is being Gay-Hitler

Bryan is being Michael Jordy Ortiz

by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

michael hutzel

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.

Playing fortnite at 2 in the morning what a Michael Hutzel

by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.

I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?

by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023

Michael I

The biggest bro ever and God I

Do you know who Big bro I is?

No I don't
Michael I is the biggest bro in the universe and God I

by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023