punch my clown

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

by deeeee. July 13, 2010

Smell my sneakers

Meaning of understanding someone's statment.

Comfirming people understanding or can relate to the experience or opinion shared.

Don't you hate when you go out with a her and she doesn't look away from her phone? You smell my sneakers?

by O.G. Granados June 17, 2022

Sellin my shit

When you’re playing a video game and your teammate or teammates perform terribly causing you to lose the game

Y’all sellin my shit this is why I don’t like playing with randoms

by Corey Huncho June 17, 2020

check my outlook

When your company uses Microsoft Outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in Microsoft Outlook for more information.

Guy #1: Smith are you coming to Peter's leaving do?
You: Uh... When is it?
Guy #1: 21st.
You: Um.. think so.. I remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st... I'll check my outlook to see if I confirmed it.

Finance Girl #1: Jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. Is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
Jason: Should be, let me just check my outlook a second.

Philip: Richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
Richard: I'll be another 10.
Philip: Okay... I'm going to head on down, you know where it is right?
Richard: Yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it's name.. I'll find it.. don't worry, I'll just check my outlook.

by Matthew1471 December 5, 2009

Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

my nans a fridge

A term used when your not having a good day.

My nans a fridge yo. I got a an f on my maths test.

by Batty man123 July 4, 2017

My tyres are gone

basically giving 19 people chance to win while setting fastest lap after fastest lap

Racer : ,,My tyres are gone.”
Engineer : ,,Ok are you sure?”
Racer : ,,Did everyone believe it?”
Engineer : ,,Yes.”
Racer : ,,Oh my tyres are going to explode any minute now.”

by Spontaneous and adventurous December 12, 2020