May 7th

The day mattiesoot was born

Him:Wake up its may 7th!
Her:So what
Him:Its the editor mattiesoot's birthday!

by mattiesoot February 1, 2022

May 8

Send nudes day. Send nudes to you boyfriend.

Hey baby girl it’s may 8th you tryna send me some attachments

by Yoink boy May 8, 2022

May May

He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!

Your so fucking weird you must be an May may

by Everythingsucks August 27, 2022

may 31

the day that nazar needs to backshot bianca

person 1: hey is it may 31st?
nazar: oh yeah it is
person 1: oh you know what that means!
nazar: oh yeah it’s my favorite day!
bianca: nazar you know day it is

by belleisabitch February 4, 2024

May 5th

National praise Oscar Webster day

You:hey Oscar Webster you are very handsome and nice

Oscar Webster: thank you very much

You: Oscar Webster you are my favourite

Oscar Webster: yes

May 5th

by The sigma rizz May 3, 2024

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

erin-mai

someone/something who or what is very attractive to the eye and it/she may have an 'upside' effect on your genitals because of how sexually attractive it/she. is.

random dude: omg wtf my dicks just gone erect
me: ugh prolly js erin again
erin: why are u in my bed again i forgot
me: bc im ur bby
erin-mai

by Your leng leng fiance November 15, 2023