Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

scott richard king

A guy that is well loved and a friend to all but watch out if you treat your girl bad around him because he will be up in those guts quicker then a snicker. She will fall for him but he will just rock her world and build her confidence up and send her back . He isnt a home wrecker but a relationship checker or counselor.

I told that boy to treat his girl right but he wouldn't listen so I had to do the scott Richard King and give that girl what she needed last night.

by 2 live drew0 April 8, 2023

King explosion murder

Bakugo

Did you hear about how king explosion murder exploded those guys

by Wen Ning>v< January 29, 2022

king kong butthole

Used to describe an asshole that is large. This word is used to emphasize how LARGE the asshole is.

"lol nagen has a king kong butthole XD!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"

by nayginitraw May 27, 2017

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 13, 2022

Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"

by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020