I like to watch

Originates with the 1979 movie "Being There" starring Peter Sellers as a simpleton who gets interpreted by people as if he were a genius.

The phrase is used today as a funny response to just about anything, especially sexual references.

by Jim McCabe October 2, 2003

I am pregnate

What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.

"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"

by Kee Strauser August 30, 2005

i can fly

the last words you're gonna say

Look, I can fly!!!

*THUD*

by lyragaarder May 28, 2008

V-I

To get a casual "invite"

From "Yeah" -Usher

I was sitting alone at school, trying to get V-I, when my best girlfriend came up to me.

by Cait May 13, 2005

I Cant Tell It

Another way of saying I dont know.

I was gone try 2 see if she wanted to come 2 da house 2night... But I cant tell it...

by Kae-Cee November 6, 2009

I Want A Vacuum

When mouthed at a friend, lover, or stranger, they will get the impression that you are saying "I want to f**k you." An array of reactions including laughs, awkward blank stares and drooling will follow.

Kathryn: (mouthed) "I want a vacuum"
Mark: "I want to f**k you too"
Kathryn: "Wait, WHAT?!?!"

by frenchfries-nomnom October 19, 2010

can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011