Anyone that is closeted or believes you cant be 100% heterosexual. Usually spends time with their significant other while day dreaming about the opposite sex destroying their privates like a commercial whaling boat.
Man i was hanging out with my girlfriend last night. I kept thinking about johns massive meat tearing apart my butt cheeks. Im such a gay leaf.
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More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.
More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.
Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.
James: oh I see, can I come with you?
Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.
James: oh I see, can I come with you?
Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.
by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019
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Its basically when someone says something and dont know how to react so you just say " that's mega gay
Its basically when someone says something and dont know how to react so you just say " that's mega gay
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Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.
Jake: That gay hag!
Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.
Jake: That gay hag!
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