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Gay leaf

Anyone that is closeted or believes you cant be 100% heterosexual. Usually spends time with their significant other while day dreaming about the opposite sex destroying their privates like a commercial whaling boat.
Man i was hanging out with my girlfriend last night. I kept thinking about johns massive meat tearing apart my butt cheeks. Im such a gay leaf.
by Asshole mcfuckyou December 29, 2018
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Closeted Gay

A gay that has not come into their sexuality. ie; Nate Tompkins
Nate is a prime example of a closeted gay.
by kylxren January 9, 2019
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Gay Juice

When someone is so gay they produce juices called Gay Juice.
by Papi Smeef October 3, 2018
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Gay friend

A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.

More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.
Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.

James: oh I see, can I come with you?

Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.
by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019
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Mega Gay

Jennifer and her horse
That's simply it.... no explanation needed
Its basically when someone says something and dont know how to react so you just say " that's mega gay
by YOUTUBE EXPERTY101 October 8, 2019
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Hyper Gay

Of, or pertaining to a nigga whomst gay af
No homo dude but I’m hyper gay for a nigga wearin orange
by Hębäñœwł January 9, 2018
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gay hag

A girl in her mid to late twenties who only has male friends that are gay.
Jake: I heard Sophie is moving to Chicago.

Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.

Jake: That gay hag!
by Nice butthole May 1, 2016
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