facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real

greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011

facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Can't trust a bitch that is facebook pretty . Bitches like that have no heart.

by jayspin210 June 17, 2016

Facebook

Old people fucking haven over here.

person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.

by Space Racist March 8, 2023

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023