eat the shit given

Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.

Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.

by mak3 April 19, 2021

eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal

somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*

by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021

eating dirty

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."

by Hazel Street December 7, 2020

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

by clear misogyny April 30, 2020

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.

Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.

by BlueNipple November 9, 2013

Niggas gotta eat

Comparing a sexual urge to the importance of eating to stay alive.

“bro I tapped old mate on Tuesday, I shouldn’t have but ‘niggas gotta eat’

by Pablo1221 January 20, 2022