Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007

Hard-Cheese

Cheese that has been left out too long and is at the stage where it is not moldy but hard and intolerable to eat.

This is Hard-Cheese! I am not going to eat this Hard-Cheese

by Feet-less June 25, 2020

cold cheese

When u process your own cum into cheese and freeze it

“Would you like cold cheese on your burger sir?”

by Chocotacoloco February 15, 2018

Cheese Sarnie

Used to describe feelings of paranoia, usually following excessive drug consumption.

"Fooking ell mate, you look well fruity!"
"I know, Cheese Sarnie our kid."

by Baron Von Peppenvort January 27, 2007

Bomb cheese

worshiping the god

that worship was so bomb cheese

by Makala, Maddie April 4, 2009

cheese lumps

swiss cheese- cellulite covering an otherwise perfect bootay. causing it to look like swiss cheese. bootay

her bootay was much resemblant of cheese lumps.

by frank is king June 26, 2006

cheese wizzle

adjective-substitution for the popular slang "cool."
noun-person having admirable qualities

adj. - Yo dog. Your bling-bling set you back many Benjamins... fucking cheese wizzle, yo.

noun - Stephen Lynch is such a fucking cheese wizzle.

by willboy September 18, 2008