Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024

National Woman Beer Day

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.

friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

fisher price beer

A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!

by RubyD January 31, 2025

hoop a beer

To stick / insert the rim of a full pot of beer in your anus and then do a hand stand or invert yourself so you can “drink” / “shelve” the beer

Bet ya he hoops a beer too
Do ya wanna hoop a beer?
His probably hooping a beer

by Take 5 February 20, 2025