You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 09, 2023

Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.

Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers

by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025

Holy milk

Holy milk is the milk you use to make yaself nica.

Person 1: You know what's long and black?😏
Person 2: Boy you need some holy milk

by Gdyshd February 23, 2016

Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.

Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.

by Nicnasi February 24, 2022

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 02, 2012

Caressing your Milk Finger

Milking your finger that produces milk if you know what I mean.

Who's up caressing your milk finger?

by Wulfgar Ur December 27, 2023

Chocolate Milk#5896

Your best friend on Discord.

Is that Chocolate Milk#5896!?

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021