U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

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#poo

something eiry says when she's being mean.

hey eiry!
#poo
NOOOOOO

by SLAYBADDIESLAY May 13, 2022

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Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

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poo

brown stuff that lives in the toilet

woah did u see poo over there?! cuz hes lookin real fine today

by jadascool May 16, 2022

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poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

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Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit

Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"

by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022

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