Top

Margherita.

Margherita Is the toppest person I've ever met.

by Lesbica futurista August 31, 2021

TOP

a abbreviation for the american band twenty one pilots ll-// usually stylized with a corss threw the O

did you here the new TOP album

TOP makes the best song ever

by ll-// lover June 6, 2021

Dimension top

When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 9, 2021

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.

Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month

by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024

top ten miren

well. miren is a black boy who only got top ten in his assignments. being picked on every day because he blends in with the shadows

guy1:Who are you bullying?
Bully:im fucking up top ten miren

by eatshitanddye August 27, 2024

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024