meat salter

A homosexual man that spluges on other mens meat wads

Hey quit salting meat and get your gay ass over here bitch.

Hey quit being a fucking meat salter, you homo.

by Nolan Cuzzwipe June 11, 2006

meat head

mac backer for the raiders

o man that meat head stole my tackle!!!

by the centerizer October 14, 2008

mongolian meat market

a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion

hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market

by metaltripod November 25, 2009

phantom meat locker

A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.

I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.

by Gussamer May 1, 2019

two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.

1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.

by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.

"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."

by Adam Nass September 18, 2007

Get Off this Meat

1.) Used in the first person when putting in work or seeing someone put in work in anything competitive, such as sports or video games.

2.) Used to put abruptly somebody down

3.) just a general rule, this phrase can be used very vaguely. If you dont understand, or just don't like this phrase you can GET OFF DIS MEAT!

1.) "OOH Shaq just brought the house down! GET OFF DIS MEAT!!!"

2.) Ratchet: "Stop ignoring me! By the way when are we hanging out?"

You:"Bitch, Get off this meat."

3.) "Did i just finish first in Fun Run again?! GET OFF DIS MEAT!"

4.)"BOOOOM! Did you just see Jadeveon Clowney's hit?! GET OFF DIS MEAT!!!"

by Eyydrian Benwaa January 10, 2013