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The Evelin Rule

Evelin cannot be more petty than AJ ever. If you are then you’re going to jail for life.
You’re going to jail for breaking the Evelin rule!
by Unknown384857737572838 January 26, 2025
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60 second rule

The amount of time it takes a guy after seeing his girls nudes, to become all the way 100% down for her
Joes experiencing the 60 second rule right now if you know what I mean.
by B0bb0 October 23, 2017
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Ja rule

Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.
Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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1 year rule

The unwritten rule of dating the year below anything more is just out right noncey
1 year rule : Year bellow your good to go
by anonymous January 21, 2021
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Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.
A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
by rancheroman July 5, 2011
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Rule 901

A new rule of the internet that I'm proposing.
If a piece of fan work gets copyright claimed by the company who made the source material, then it's canon. An example of this would be if Nintendo claimed someone's fanfiction. No matter how inappropriate, lewd, or downright fucked up that shit is, it happened.
Person 1: "How have none of the companies parodied in the Racist Mario video claimed it yet?"
Person 2: "Rule 901. if they were to claim it, it would be canon to that universe."
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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#1 rule

The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more.
Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact.
by BrookelovesArturo January 16, 2008
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