by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
Get the Mighty Michaelmug. by Dushekcofj November 14, 2021
Get the michaelmug. He is a chill dude that enjoys doing things on the more wild side. He is very independent with his choices and can make almost any occasion fun... if he’s in the mood. He has a good sense of humor and unique personality. He is a good friend and makes good bf material.
by By youknowwhoiamcolton June 26, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A very suicidal faggot that goes home and cry’s because his friends leave him out of stuff. He likes red heads that are younger than him and often buys nudes off of girl’s with I tunes cards.
by Gayboi565655 November 18, 2019
Get the michael okeefemug. by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018
Get the michael engstrommug. Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
Get the Michael Vernon Kelly IImug.