The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.
I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.
by JaxU April 27, 2021

by Babii_itsmeh.! January 28, 2022

Person: I like you ex: but were exs person: haha its may 30 national tell ur ex you like them as a joke.
Telling an ex you like them as a joke.
Telling an ex you like them as a joke.
by Cxmp on keys May 29, 2022

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
“Of course babe anything for my bf”
by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_
You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
by viioal May 23, 2022

If your born on this date your the kindest and most beautiful person ever and you have a lot of people that loves you. Don’t forget them.
Person 1: oh you see that girl over there! Look how beautiful she is!!
Person 2: she must have been born 21. May
Person 2: she must have been born 21. May
by You can’t see me but I see u November 2, 2019

She knows everyone and everyone know her. She's a simple person to understand and can always be caught in a lie. Always easy to forgive and doesn't like to hold grudges because she has a somewhat positive outlook on life. Mai LOVES to LAUGH and makes the people around her laugh. Mai wants to find a true wonderful love one day and will not be fully satisfied with her life until she has found that. She always wants what she cant have to get.
Boy: I really like Mai, shes so fun to talk to
Boy2: I know shes pretty cute man, you should ask her out
Boy2: I know shes pretty cute man, you should ask her out
by Loöza December 2, 2019
