by J-player September 25, 2011
Get the J-playinmug. Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"
"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023
Get the Jackie-Jmug. An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.
by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021
Get the J Lichtimug. by Kahtastrophic November 22, 2021
Get the Kah-Jmug. At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
Get the M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Qmug. a monthly teenage magazine marketed at pre-teen and teenage girls around age 11–19. It is one of the earliest teen celebrity magazines
An annual survey in 2007 by Experian Simmons Research of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, found that J-14 tied the former Nickelodeon Magazine among American girls 8–14 for familiarity, with nearly one in three girls in that age group surveyed saying they had read or looked at the magazine
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the J-14mug. 