Facebook

A place where boomers, zoomers, and uneducated old people gather to talk about random ass shit.

“Hey Betty did you hear about what Linda posted on Facebook?”

“Why yes Carol, I did!”

by Iswearimnotsam November 1, 2021

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Facebook

an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".

-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf

by zahraaatli September 23, 2022

FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"

Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!

by GOODLOW January 18, 2011

Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

Facebook Graveyard

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard

by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011

Pulled a Facebook

(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.

(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc

1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.

2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.

by Lexophile314 October 4, 2021