Simp

Weird ass motherfucker who tries to impress other girls at the expense of his dignity

Chris: Baby you’re my star, my moon, my earth, my universe!
Ashley: Simp!

by gherbo69420 April 16, 2020

No simp September

Can’t simp for a month #legendare status

It’s no simp September!

by Tachycardia hccu September 10, 2022

Simp

S. uper I. ntense M. inecraft P. layer

Kid 1- “bro your such a simp”

Kid 2-“what a super intense Minecraft player?”

by GaY_ChIcKen November 9, 2021

Simp

A simp, someone who would do anything for you.
They wont stop giving you gifts even if you're dating.

Random guy: "Yo that chick is fine as hell!"
Simp: "Don't mind if I simp for her!"

by Bryy <3 June 12, 2022

Simp

Brandon Moreno is a simp

Damn where is brandon

With some girls
Damn wht a simp

by LOLILOVERWEEB20 March 6, 2020

Simp

You simp for fictional characters or just people in general.

''I'm such a simp for Daichi from Haikyuu"

by ♡•Jordan•♡ October 12, 2021

Simp

A person (could be a guy or a girl, but they're often dudes) who does nice things with the expectation of getting something in return- typically sex or a smooch or smth. Not to be confused with a nice guy, who thinks they're deserving of female attention just for not bullying her.

Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp

Girl: Thank you for holding the door :)
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp

by coolkiddo69 May 12, 2020