I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life
Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
by The first time you were able a October 3, 2023
by LamboDriver May 15, 2019
A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
by TopHatBill May 27, 2022
While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009
by Jinsengsta July 1, 2004
I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors May 28, 2018
This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 23, 2022