bag of meat

When a man gets fucked by multiple dicks

Bro I’m just pounding this bag of meat

by Gucciegang May 1, 2018

meat salter

A homosexual man that spluges on other mens meat wads

Hey quit salting meat and get your gay ass over here bitch.

Hey quit being a fucking meat salter, you homo.

by Nolan Cuzzwipe June 11, 2006

two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.

1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.

by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009

phantom meat locker

A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.

I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.

by Gussamer May 1, 2019

mongolian meat market

a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion

hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market

by metaltripod November 25, 2009

Three Meat Treat

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.

Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

by Joseph Dirt III July 30, 2016

meat whistle musician

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.

"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."

by AquaX December 24, 2007