Simp

If your name is Bola, Jonathan or Daniel you are 100% a simp. From Simpcinatti.

Bola, Daniel and Jonathan simp so hard for every girl.

by Badgalstef June 11, 2020

Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022

Simp

There are many uses for this word including

1. Somebody who would rather hang out with a girl than the boys
2. Somebody who does schoolwork or purchases clothes for a girl just to make the girl like them
3. Not being a pimp (see Simp Detector song)
4. Basically somebody who you react to as ‘bruh come on be with the boys’

Verb-simping
1. The action of any of the above

Fred: Doug is such a simp, he said he’d play basketball today and now he’s saying he’s gonna go do Anna’s math homework
Dan: He’s never been a pimp

by Ooga Booga 360 August 4, 2020

simp

someone who is overly obsessed with belle delphine. there's no other way to put it.

Bro have you seen belle delphine's new "Eat my ass" song? It's literally so good
No wtf you simp.

by wydstepbro10 November 28, 2020

simp

a simp is known as a bloke that is overly generous towards a girl, or in some cases, a group if girls. a simp can be easily identified by how they act. their behaviours may include the compulsive need to buy unnecessary shit for people, offer friends rides or offering to walk them somewhere, maybe even pay for their bus fare. anyone that goes by the name ‘tyler wheeler’ is well known to be the biggest simp of a group.

seth: ‘oi tyler bruv surely buy me that shirt’ tyler wheeler: ‘what size’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’

by gaypoogood March 27, 2020

Simp

simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

by Jobb February 24, 2021

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021